Jasmine Lilly
gogoblackwater:

Ph: Maik Völl
Lingerie: Purrfect Pineapples
Germany, April 2014
babybutta:

dmolech:

I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute

Well I hope you fucking win because this is a win!

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

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gizmosyndrome:

ciggawet:

rugrats is proof that white people dont be watching they kids

We rarely saw Susie cause her mama kept dat ass on a rope

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chasertiff:

When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

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myexpandingsoul:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

Literally everything I want.
Pasta having no calories would be nice too.

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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